8:27 AM: He grabs poop out of his diaper and squishes it between his fingers, laughing and getting it all over himself.

8:28 AM: I pick him up and put him, t-shirt and socks and all, into the empty tub, and go from there. Poop. Everywhere.

Shouts and screams can be heard from outside.

"No! Hayden'! Don't do it! don't grab that! Put that down! Gross! Aghk! it's under my finger nails!"

*Gagging sounds*
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This is not the beginning of a script for a new horror movie. This is a re-enactment of what we did this morning.


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This weekend, we put the tree up! And before Operation: Depoop the Boy, Hayden helped inspect the red and silver bells to put up on the Christmas tree, along with some of the ornaments. We also introduced him to the big metal snowman that sings Christmas songs. Hayden grabbed his nose. :)

Sometime this week, we're going on a field trip to the fabric store to make another Christmas stocking. We are so excited for Hayden's first Christmas! Lots of new wrapping paper, and toys to wrap. Can't wait! Can't wait! Can't wait!